Wedding Speech Delivered by the Bride

Wedding Speech Delivered by the Bride

Good evening, everyone.

First, thank you all for being here today. Seeing all the people we love gathered in one place—family, friends, those who traveled far, those who’ve stood by us through every chapter—it means more to us than I can ever fully express.

Today has been a whirlwind of joy, nerves, excitement, and a whole lot of love. But in the middle of all the celebration, there’s one feeling that stays with me most clearly: gratitude.

To my parents—thank you for being my first home. For the values you taught me, the patience you showed, and the love you gave unconditionally. Everything I am today is shaped by your example and your faith in me.

To my new family—thank you for welcoming me with open hearts. From the very beginning, you made me feel like I belonged, and I am so grateful to be joining a family that shares so much warmth, laughter, and kindness.

And now… to my husband.

From the moment we met, something about you felt familiar, comforting—as if my heart recognized you before my mind did. You make my days lighter, my worries smaller, and my dreams bigger. You’ve shown me what partnership truly looks like—supporting me, challenging me, laughing with me, and standing beside me no matter what.

I promise to love you fiercely and gently, to listen more than I speak, to grow with you and not away from you, and to show up every day ready to choose us.

Marriage isn’t about perfection—it’s about commitment. It’s about building something strong from the small everyday moments: sharing meals, holding hands in the middle of chaos, cheering each other on, and remembering to say “I love you” even when life gets busy. And with you, I know that every ordinary moment will feel extraordinary.

To everyone here—thank you for celebrating this new beginning with us. We feel incredibly blessed to have you in our lives.

And to my love—thank you for being exactly who you are, and for letting me spend the rest of my life by your side.

Cheers to love, to family, to friendship, and to our forever.

OTHER SOURCES

We did it!! I can’t believe we’re here already!! At first it felt like it couldn’t take any longer and the last few weeks just flew!
It’s overwhelming, I’m in awe!
Wow, I’m Mrs. Hollingsworth! I can’t believe it! Yeah, I can here my co-workers snickering in the back there, I can only imagine the stories I’ll be returning to!

First I’d like to clear up any confusion Jim, is Jamie to me. Now that’s out of the way, Jamie and I have traveled a long road together already and I’m looking forward to our continued journey as
husband and wife.

Jamie and I would like to thank our family and friends for coming tonight and being supportive to us at different stages of our lives.
We’d also like to thank those who couldn’t be with us in body and spirit like my papa who isn’t forgotten and is loved and missed very much! We’d also like to thank the people who we don’t know very well for coming and we’d like to take the opportunity tonight to get to know you better. Most of all we’d like to thank our parents for teaching us the 10 important rules to a healthy marriage:

Never both be angry at the same time.
Never Yell at each other unless the house on fire.
If one of us HAS to win an argument, let it be your mate.
If you have to criticize, do it lovingly.
Never bring up mistakes of the past.
Neglect the whole world rather than each other.
Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled.
At least once everyday try to say one nice thing to your mate.
When you have done something wrong, be ready to admit it and ask for forgiveness.
It takes 2 to quarrel and the one in the wrong is the one who does the talking.

I hope we can remember these rules and live by them. Not only do we want to thank our parents for these rules they are only part of what they’ve taught us. We also want to thank-you for building courage when we are scared, for strengthening our hearts when we are weak and when we have self esteem we can conquer anything!

We would like to thank the Olympia for creating this wonderful meal and
Their lovely staff for their service and kindness and for making this a night to remember.

We would like to thank our beautiful wedding party for their hard work and loyalty & I know they deserve it. Even when things got hectic and I was losing my mind they really pulled through and lifted me up and that is what true friends are made of so let’s lift our glasses and toast to our wonderful entourage. Cheers!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Family and friends,

Today, we gather to celebrate something truly extraordinary—two people who found in each other not just love, but partnership, understanding, and the kind of connection that makes life brighter for everyone around them.

When you look at [John] and [Jane], you see two individuals who fit together so naturally that it feels like they’ve known each other far longer than they actually have. They laugh together easily, support each other without hesitation, and bring out the best in one another in ways that many people spend a lifetime searching for.

Marriage is not just about the perfect moments—it’s about choosing each other through every moment. It’s choosing love on the easy days and choosing patience, kindness, and understanding on the hard ones. And if there’s anything we know about these two, it’s that they choose each other wholeheartedly, every single day.

To the couple of the hour:
May your life together be full of shared adventures, deep conversations, warm mornings, and peaceful nights. May you build a home filled with laughter, respect, and a love that grows stronger with every season.

Let’s raise a glass to love, to commitment, and to a future that is every bit as beautiful as this moment.

To the happy couple—cheers!

OTHER SOURCES

I would like to ask Beccy’s father David to say a few words I would now like to call on Justin who would like to thank a fewpeople

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, I hope everyone is enjoying this very special day so far. It’s been an emotional day, ……..even the cake is in tiers.

I would like to start by thanking Justin for his kind words on behalf of our lovely bridesmaid Kirsty. I’m sure you will agree she has carried out her role superbly, I would also like to thank the ushers…… for at least turning up sober.

I think you will all agree Beccy looks one in a million today ...as opposed to Justin who looks like he was won in a raffle.
For those of you who don’t know me, I am Justin’s cousin, Neil. And I have the honour of being his best man. And it is a great honour, but in all honesty I am actually a little nervous doing this, but I feel a bit comforted by the fact I have actually rehearsed this speech in front of a live audience at the local old peoples home, …

I think it went well,they all pissed themselves anyway.

.I’d also like to congratulate Justin on a truly magnificent speech, I always knew it would be hard to follow, and I was right, I could hardly follow a word of it.

During the service today I couldn’t help thinking its funny how history repeats itself, I mean it was 30 years ago David and Carol were sending their daughter to bed with a dummy………and it’s happening all over again today.

I have known Justin all my life, he has always loved sport especially football, from an early age it was obvious he was a natural defender, he loved to get stuck in.
It’s a shame he hasn’t carried that over to his working life, Richie has started calling him god at work because he never see’s him, ….and if he ever does any work it’s a miracle.

Now Just has always taken great pride in his appearance, some people have even said he is vain, I never believed this……much, until the morning we got to the airport to fly off for his stag weekend, he seemed to have a glow about him, all the boys were asking him if he had been using tanning lotion, Justin denied it profusely, after another pint and a lot of abuse he tried to fob us off with the excuse that he was in such a rush when he got up, that in his haste he had mistakenly put Beccy’s moisturiser on which had tanning in it, sufficed to say he was set upon then until he finally admitted that he bought the stuff himself.

I just don’t know how he thought he would get away with it, it was snowing the week before.
I thought I had better find out some interesting events that happened on the day he was hatched, sorry born.

He was born on the 11th of September 1977 which was a sunday, number one in the charts was Elvis with ‘way down’, now the only other event I found of any importance in this month was the introduction of free family planning.

Now I wouldn’t say Just was an ugly baby, but pat only had morning sickness after he was born.
He was a slightly slow starter as well, at playschool he was different from the other 5 year olds, he was 11.
I remember one day sitting in pizza hut, when the waiter asked if he would like his pizza cut into 4 or 8 pieces, Justin’s reply was . .

. . You better make it 4 because I’ll never manage 8.

We have always been close, when we were young we would always be playing something driving our respective parents mad, I remember when Ghostbusters the film was at the cinema, we would be upstairs at Rich and Pat’s with all the lights out jumping around like a couple of lunatics pretending to be catching ghosts, our equipment for this was a school backpack and a wire coat hanger each. Well I have a present,……….something you can play with later.……………..

Now comes the part of the wedding speech where the embarrassing photo’s come out,
I’m sure you will have noticed there are some numbered envelopes on your tables, if you would all like to open envelope number 1,
This is a rare photo, Justin has always said he can never seem to get drunk, at one point he was going to the doctor he was so concerned. but all it took was a few drinks with Tude and Spence and you can see the end result for yourselves.

Now if you all open number 2.……..Justin has been accused in the past of talking too much, well in this photo he talked that much even his ass went to sleep

One of my last duties before I toast the happy couple is to read a few cards……

To Justin and Becky , hope you have a wonderful day, sorry we can’t be there lots of love Charles Farkin, Mary Farkin ….and the whole Farkin family

I would like to say best of luck to the two of you , I really am absolutely delighted for both of you. I hope you have a long and happy future together.
And thank you Justin, it really has been a great honour to be your best man, you are more like a brother to me and Nev than a cousin.
It now gives me immense pleasure, not to mention relief to invite you all to stand and raise your glasses to the new Mr & Mrs Harris.. To Justin and Beccy Thank you and enjoy the rest of the day.
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Good evening everyone, and thank you all so much for being here tonight. Seeing all the faces we love gathered in one room truly makes this day even more special. We are deeply touched that you chose to celebrate with us.

I want to start by expressing my gratitude to our families. To my parents—thank you for your endless support, your guidance, and your unconditional love. Everything I am today is shaped by the values you’ve taught me. And to my new family, thank you for welcoming me not just with open arms, but with open hearts. I feel incredibly blessed to be a part of your lives.

To my friends, thank you for being my cheerleaders, my advisors, my partners in laughter, and sometimes my partners in crime. You’ve seen me through every chapter of life so far, and today you get to witness the beginning of my next one.

And to my husband… For some people, love arrives quietly—and that’s exactly how you came into my life. You didn’t try to impress me, you didn’t need grand gestures, you simply showed up consistently—with kindness, patience, and sincerity. You taught me that love doesn’t have to be perfect to be real. It just has to be honest, respectful, and chosen every single day.

Thank you for loving me as I am, and for allowing me to love you as you are. Thank you for the little things that mean everything—your hugs when I’m overwhelmed, your jokes when I’m stressed, and your unwavering belief in us even during uncertain moments. With you, I’ve found not just a partner, but a safe place, a teammate, and a best friend.

I promise to stand by you, to communicate even when it’s difficult, and to celebrate even the smallest victories. I promise to grow with you, to dream with you, and to never take us for granted. I choose you today, tomorrow, and every day that follows.

Thank you all once again for sharing this beautiful moment with us. We hope tonight is filled with joy, laughter, and memories that will last a lifetime.

Here’s to love, to new beginnings, and to forever.
Cheers! 🥂💕

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Before I undertake the customary duty of giving Martin an uncomfortable few minutes it is part of the official duty of the best man to thank Martin on behalf of the bridesmaids, Sezan, Canan
and Clare for his kind words and for having them play a part of this really special day. I have to say they all look wonderful and have done an excellent job. Indeed they are only eclipsed by Arzu herself, who, I''m sure you''ll all agree, looks absolutely stunning.

It is a great privilege to be asked by Martin to be his best man. He has quite generously returned the favour that I asked of him 6 years ago, during which Martin took the opportunity to make lots of cheap jokes at my expense, so I now have the right to reply.

I suppose the first thing the best man should explain is how he knows the groom. Well, being his identical twin we first met long before we can both remember, so we are very close. There''s nothing I wouldn''t do for Martin, likewise there''s nothing Martin wouldn''t do for me, in fact we spent most of our time doing nothing for each other.

I will start at the point of our early life as toddlers.

Growing up together in those early days, I am proud to say that I was an angelic child, no trouble to anyone, but the same could not be said of Martin. He showed no respect to his elder twin brother. I became an innocent victim of his loutish behaviour. &quotLloyd, flush you socks down the toilet" he used to say. And under duress I did.

But that lout grew up into the well-mannered and well-presented individual we see sitting here today. Martin has matured. For instance I can tell you that Martin is very well read - he has
after all read all 45 of the Mr Men books from cover to cover. In fact, at the age of five, whilst living in Australia, Martin had a great idea to wander off into the dense, wild outback behind our
house to look for Mr Jelly, whom he had read lived in the middle of a forest. He convinced me to go with him and we got terribly lost.
By the time we had found our way home, there were lots of tears. Not for the fact that he had been lost in a forest, but that Martin never found Mr Jelly''s house.
On the subject of Australia, it was there that Martin began a love affair which still lasts to this day.McDonalds. Age six, we were ever so excited to make our first visit to McDonalds..and the great thing about this place was the kids playground - it was like a mini-theme park - things to climb, things to slide down, things to spin around in.all for the enjoyment of children who had just
scoffed their face with burgers and fries. It was whilst Mum, Dad, Verity and I were sat inside the restaurant that Martin, having just stepped of the swings, appeared the other side of the
window.knocking loudly so that everyone in the restaurant noticed him. My parents played along and waved back...until Martin, in full sight of everyone tucking into their lunch, brought up his fast food as quickly as it had originally gone down, all over the window pane.

Suddenly my parents stopped waving and momentarily tried to pretend he wasn''t theirs, although sadly as Martin''s twin was sat with them at their table, they couldn''t fool anyone. The waitress gave them some reassurance.&quotDon''t worry guys, that happens here all the time."

His love of fast food however never stands in the way of his enjoyment of sport. Martin usually waits until half time to get off the sofa to ring for a pizza.
Some of you may be aware of his passion for cricket. What many of you don''t know is that his interest in the sport was borne during his time at school. Martin is a modest man - well, that''s what he has insisted I tell you - so his cricket achievements are little known. But I can reveal today that at school, Martin SCORED more runs than any other person in the entire cricket team - that was because he was always 12th man putting up the numbers the scoreboard at the pavilion.

After school, Martin went on to study environmental science at Kings College London. I am told by his friends many of whom are here today that Martin had a natural flair for the subject. They tell me that no matter how remote a place Martin was sent away on field trips, he could gauge and interpret the direction of the wind, the contamination of the soil and the pollution of the air to produce an accurate assessment of where the nearest local pub was to skive off to have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps.

But Martin had to fund his extra curricular activities. Being a student with far too much time on his hands and always in need of an extra few quid, Martin decided to exploit a promotional campaign at Selfridges, the famous department store on London''s Oxford Street. The deal was that customers were entitled to a 㾶 voucher if they purchased an item from all seven floors. Martin managed to get round the store and buy small items which came to the grand total of 37
pence. It was an all time record amongst his fellow students.
Selfridges had no choice but to pay out the voucher, which Martin then redeemed for cash. What''s more impressive or should I say sad is that he did this seven times in one day to walk away with a hard earned . Unsurprisingly, Selfridges ended their promotional campaign rather abruptly.

Although Martin studied environmental science, I began to doubt his true commitment to the green cause when he purchased his first car after leaving university a Volkswagen Beetle. Now, I''m not sure what year the Beetle was made, though I believe the front of the car was made in the early nineties and the rear of the car some years before. Martin spent hours in that car, usually trying to get it to start. It was the only vehicle that you wouldn''t use a traditional road atlas or street map to navigate your journey. Martin''s Beetle was so economically inefficient and powerless that he had to plot his routes using an ordinance survey map to make sure that his

entire route was downhill. With careful planning, Martin could achieve this and the only flaw was making the return journey home by the same route.
Being Martin''s older twin, by a whole five minutes, I realise Martin that you have now reached the age that I was when I started this speech and with that you will gained the maturity and wisdom that I had back then. So this is probably a good time to for me to show some respect.

Joking aside, I want to say what a privilege it is today to be your best man. I couldn''t wish for a better brother and how much you mean is really impossible to put into words. The whole family is proud of you Martin, and we are all thrilled to see you marrying your beautiful bride Arzu today So it now gives me immense pleasure to invite you all to stand once more and raise your glasses in a toast for Martin and Arzu. We wish them well for the future. To love, life, laughter and happily ever after.. Martin and Arzu.
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Good evening, everyone.
First, I want to say how incredibly grateful I am to see all of you here—from our family, friends, and loved ones who have traveled near and far—to celebrate this very special day with us. Your presence means more than words can express. Today wouldn’t be complete without each and every one of you.

When I was younger, I used to imagine what this day might look like—what I would be wearing, where it would be, and of course, who would be standing beside me. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that I would be lucky enough to marry someone as patient, kind, supportive, and loving as the man I am standing beside today.

To my parents, thank you. For raising me, guiding me, loving me, and teaching me not only how to dream, but how to work for what matters. The values you instilled in me are the foundation of who I am. I hope today, and every day, I make you proud.

To my new family, thank you for welcoming me so warmly. I know marrying into a family means joining not just one person, but a whole world of traditions, stories, laughter, and shared memories. I am honored to become a part of yours.

And to my husband—my best friend, my partner, my calm place—thank you. Thank you for choosing me, every day. Thank you for loving me even when I’m not at my best, for believing in me, for listening, for laughing with me, and even for the moments when we grow through challenges together. You make life lighter, sweeter, and more meaningful. I promise to stand beside you, not just when life is beautiful, but also when it is difficult or uncertain. I promise to listen, to learn, to forgive, and to always choose us.

Today is the start of a new chapter, not the end of a story. Together, we will write a life filled with love, respect, adventure, and faith in each other. I am so excited for every tomorrow with you.

Thank you all again for sharing this unforgettable moment with us. May tonight be filled with laughter, joy, and memories we will cherish forever.

Cheers—to love, to family, and to a lifetime together.

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You may well be wondering what the Bride is doing making a wedding speech.

Well, those of you who know me well, know that I always have talked too much and usually find a way to get my two cents worth in so it probably is no surprise! I also wanted to say thank you to those deserving in my own words.

When I met Ray, I was totally off men and relationships, so it is a more than a little surprising to find myself standing here just under two years later! I have my sister to thank for this remarkable conversion, as she was the Cilla Black wannabe who got us together – with all the subtlety of Blind Date I might add. Her favorite trick was to invite Ray to come for drinks with her and I and then suddenly “remember” she’d left the iron on or hadn’t fed the cat or any other such nonsense.

Of course this was highly embarrassing and cringe-making but I am so very grateful to Donna for knowing us both better than we knew ourselves, knowing that we should be together and putting us in each others’ lives.

She has been a great Bridesmaid and she has helped a lot over the last few months; not least in the organisation of a top hen party - the details of which follow the time honoured code of “What goes on tour, stays on tour”! Donna not only is the best sister a girl could ever have but she is also my very bestest friend and has been my idol since I arrived in this world. Thank you so much for everything, not least for loving me. This is just a small gift as a token of our love and appreciation.

While I am on thanking there are a few more that I would like to do and I promise to be brief!
Firstly thanks to all of you for coming and thank you for the wonderful gifts – we’ll look forward to opening them when we get back from honeymoon. I know that most of you took time off work and travelled a long way to be here and I want to say how much it means to us to share our day with the family and friends that love us.

Sadly not everyone could be with us and I would especially like to mention Ray’s Grandfather, George who sadly passed away last year and my favourite Aunt, Auntie Kissie who has been very ill and wasn’t well enough to make the journey. They are both sorely missed here today.

Secondly I want to thank Ivor – the best best man – he has done a fantastic job, although depending on the contents of his speech, I may retract this!!!! Seriously he has been an amazing support to Ray and has done us both proud in his role. Thanks Ivor for making our day that little bit more special and for not shaving Ray’s hair off on the stag night.

Thanks also to Belinda, my wicked step-mother! – the reading was beautiful and thank you for agreeing to do it. Thanks also for getting my Father here on the right day, at the right time and in the right clothes. Here’s a little something for you to thank you for everything.
I’d like to say a few words about my Mom and Dad. They have been the best parents a girl could wish for and they are also my friends. My Mom is the most amazing person and she taught me to be independent from a very young age. I’m sure Ray would NOT thank her for this as I am incredibly stubborn as a result - but it always made me aware that when I did get married, if I got married, it would be to the right man at the right time and that is certainly true. She is also
an incredibly talented singer, which I’m sure those of you who heard her sing earlier will agree. It was beautiful and meaningful and I’ll remember it forever – thank you so much Mom.

My Dad on the other hand, taught me something that is invaluable; SPORT IS VERY IMPORTANT. This is something that I know will stand me in good stead in my marriage to Ray! It is said that you marry a man like your Dad and if that’s true – then kind, generous, loving, caring, supportive, always there when you need him and great to hug is what I’m getting. Thanks so much for everything Dad, not least for giving me away – although you were probably glad to get rid of me!

I’d just like to say a few words about three of the most excellent girls one could ever hope to meet. Angie Schofield, Tracie Buckley and Catherine Meakings. I’ve been very lucky to find good friends like them. Angie and her husband came over this morning to blow up balloons and bring the table decorations and cake over. Tracie is kindly going out of her way to Merseyside to take my bouquet to my Aunt who couldn’t make it and Catherine has been to John Lewis for me so often in the last few months that they have given her her own entrance. I just wanted to thank you all, not just for the practical things you have done but for the support you have given me. These small gifts are a huge token of my love and appreciation. Thanks a lot you guys.

So now I turn to my new Husband! Last but certainly not least. I want to thank you Ray for a wonderful day – thank you for all your hard work in realising our dreams – today has been so perfect.
I have never been able to find the right words to express just how I feel about this man who has become my husband today – so I’m going to recite this poem in the hope that it might go someway to let him know just what he means to me.
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I’m with you
I love you, not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you have made of me
I love you for the part of me that you bring out.

I love you for putting your hand into my heaped up heart
And passing over all the foolish weak things that are held dimly there
And for drawing out into the light all the beautiful belongings
That no-one else had looked quite far enough to find.
I love you because you have helped me to make my life a beautiful life worth living
I love you because you have done more than anything could have done to make me good
And more than any fate could have done to make me happy.

You have done this by being yourself and loving me.
You know, my Nan always told me to marry a rich man – I couldn’t have married a richer man than Ray. He is rich in inner strength, understanding and kindness, in forgiveness and patience. He is my everything and I am very proud to be Mrs Lewis. I‘d like to propose a toast to us – the best is yet to come.

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Indeed, where should I begin! What on earth caused the delay?

Before delving into the customary character critique of the groom that typically constitutes a best man’s address, I would like to express my gratitude to Jason for his gracious remarks regarding the bridesmaids, who undoubtedly appeared stunning and performed exceptionally well.

It was a significant privilege to be invited by Jason to serve as his best man on this momentous occasion in his life.

I aimed to fulfill this role with the utmost diligence, thus I deemed it necessary to conduct some research, turning to the internet for guidance.

I embarked on a quest for information pertaining to the duties of a best man, along with various suggestions and advice; however, as anyone familiar with the internet can attest, it is remarkably easy to become distracted,

especially when one’s spouse is out, as I have been informed by my married acquaintances.

Nevertheless, after being sidetracked for a few hours, I returned to my inquiry regarding best man-related matters.

On a lighter note, I did stumble upon some intriguing information about continental drift.

I understand that you did not come here for a discourse on plate tectonics and geography, yet this is indeed fascinating material.

It appears that the continents of Europe and America are converging at a pace of approximately 5 centimeters annually. This is a rather sluggish advancement. Scientists have even devised a scale to quantify movements that occur at such a slow rate, referred to as the Jason Murch scale, named for the duration it has taken him to make an honest woman of Christine!

In fact, when Jason initially requested that I be his best man, my immediate reaction was, "Goodness, I must prepare a speech!"

What shall I discuss?

My research indicated that my address should incorporate some amusing anecdotes at the groom’s expense, or rather, a form of character assassination.

I recall attending a wedding where the best man stood up and remarked how the groom, being a man who had led a modest and virtuous life, had provided him with very little enticing material for risqué and scandalous stories to enrich his best man’s speech.

Fortunately, the situation with Jason is not as one might expect. However, the downside is that I possess an abundance of material, which may prolong our time together, so I trust you are all seated comfortably and free of urgent commitments for the next few hours.

Of course, I am merely jesting. I do have a considerable amount of material, yet 90% of it is unsuitable for public sharing. There was the cast of the ladyboys of Bangkok, and the goat...

I am aware that many individuals here might be curious about what Christine finds appealing in Jason.

I have known him for quite some time, and to be honest, I am uncertain as well! It could be attributed to his strong work ethic. Our initial meeting occurred when we were both representatives selling carpets. Jason frequently made trips to Chippenham and back, not to meet clients, but rather because he spent most of his time at home and needed to accumulate mileage on his vehicle to create the illusion of productivity.

Currently, Jason is employed as a training consultant. He demonstrated early potential in this role by instructing Christine on how to answer the phone for the boss, always claiming that Jason had departed the house hours earlier, despite still being in bed.

Despite this unconventional sales strategy, Jason achieved significant success. He was honored as the guest of distinction at a distributor's annual awards event. I am certain it was merely a misunderstanding that resulted in a night spent as a guest of the Berkshire constabulary! I believe a drink may have been involved.

Returning to the original inquiry, what does Christine see in Jason? It is likely not his work ethic; perhaps it is his romantic disposition? As anyone familiar with Jason and Christine can attest, they have a passion for travel. In fact, they have journeyed to so many distant locations that their carbon footprint surpasses that of Alan Wicker. Scientists estimate that they are personally accountable for approximately 15% of global warming and the submergence of certain low-lying islands!

They have traveled to numerous destinations, including Rome, The Vatican City, Venice, St. Mark's Square, the Doge's Palace, the Bridge of Sighs, Las Vegas, The Strip, the Bellagio Hotel, and New York, where they enjoyed carriage rides through Central Park and visited the Empire State Building, among other very romantic locations.

This may seem ideal for a marriage proposal, and while that could be accurate, Jason opted for something different. He selected a venue that is decidedly less glamorous, yet he insists it is just as romantic: ********’s cabaret club and fish and chip restaurant in Las Americas, Tenerife. I am not implying that it is rough… in fact, I am genuinely not suggesting it is rough, as the owners might take offense and have me eliminated!

Thus, it is neither the work ethic nor romance that prevails; I suppose it will remain one of life’s great mysteries, much like why men have nipples or why women visit the restroom in pairs. However, Christine did mention that Jason has always brought joy into her life.

To be precise, she stated that he never turns off the lights, but it essentially conveys the same sentiment. To be honest, Jason and Christine have experienced many romantic moments together, and I would like both of you to share one with us today.

Christine, could you please place your right or left hand flat on the table, and Jason, would you kindly place your hand on top of hers?

Wonderful, I would like you to remember and cherish this moment forever… the last time you will have the upper hand, Jason.

On a more serious note, I have known both Jason and Christine for many years and hold their friendship in high regard. Jason has always been a wonderful friend, and they have consistently been there for me whenever I needed support.

I would also like to express my gratitude to Christine for the countless Sunday lunches and the use of the spare bedroom, despite occasionally leading her husband astray from the path of righteousness.

I realize that arriving home at 3:30 in the morning and waking you up was not amusing, but at that moment, it certainly seemed so. I know that as an understanding wife, there will be many such instances in the future… or perhaps not, as the case may be.

It has been a privilege to know both of you, and  I feel that both of your families have become nearly like a second family to me. I have come to know all of your children. Jason’s parents and Christine’s late father, Alan, would undoubtedly have been very pleased to see how beautiful she appears today.

Before I conclude, I have a few messages to share from individuals who were unable to attend today. Jason’s son, Wesley, is not present and sends his best regards; I believe the only person more disappointed than Wesley about his absence is the individual who will have to face him in the cage later tonight.

Additionally, there is a card from the members of the Avon Packet Cricket Club. It states, ‘Jason was ineffective in all positions, but we hope Christine has better luck with him later.’ I am not entirely certain what that implies, but nonetheless...

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like you all to stand, etc.......
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A Thankful Wedding Speech by the Bride

A Thankful Wedding Speech by the Bride

Anyone who knows me well will understand that it is quite challenging to keep me silent, and today is no different - I believe it is fitting for the bride to speak, although I assure you I will keep it brief!

The primary reason I wished to deliver a speech was to express my gratitude to some very important individuals who have played a significant role in today’s events:

(To the groom) First and foremost, you have brought me immense joy since we first met two years ago, and today marks the happiest day of my life. Thank you for completing my life. Given your history of either missing weddings or forgetting (or misplacing) your suit, I must also extend my gratitude for your eventual arrival at the wedding where we met, and, more importantly, for arriving at the church on time today, dressed appropriately.

I would also like to extend my heartfelt thanks to my bridesmaids. Firstly, to my sister, for taking care of me today and during my hen weekend! I greatly appreciate your efforts in organizing our weekend in London; I believe everyone will agree that we had a fantastic time, and I have a small token of my appreciation for you. And of course, to my other beautiful bridesmaids who have been absolute angels today. I have a little something for both of you as well. Thank you very much.

(Presents gifts)

I wish to express my gratitude to my mother for all her assistance and support, not only today but throughout the years, and for providing me with my “something old” which I am wearing for good luck today. We have a small gift for you from us.

I could not have been more fortunate to have such wonderful in-laws; thank you for welcoming me into your family and for all your support with the wedding preparations. A special thank you to my mother-in-law for organizing the bridesmaids' outfits and for creating the beautiful invitations and order of service cards. And to my father-in-law, thank you for your lovely reading in church today. We also have a small gift for both of you.

I would also like to thank all my friends who have contributed to today and assisted with the arrangements. Thank you so much to all my wonderful friends. who have contributed to today and helped with the arrangements. Thank you so much to all my wonderful friends for their friendship over the years. They have a1ways been there for me when I really need them.
Lastly, thank you to everyone for coming today to celebrate with us.
I hope you all enjoy yourself.

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Humorous Wedding Speech Delivered by the Groom

Humorous Wedding Speech Delivered by the Groom


Well, as Henry VIII said to each one of his wives … 'I shall not keep you long'.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this day is an historic day, on this day in 1666, the Great Fire of London started - nothing to do with my wife's cooking. And on this day in the year 2000, you attended this wedding reception and heard the finest wedding speech of your entire lifetime, and my best man Michael will be making it.

I after all, did have a great speech worked out for you today, but as I am now married, my wife has told me what to say instead.
Thank you - All

So on behalf on my wife and I. We would like thank you all for coming here today and sharing our special day with us. Especially those who have travelled some distance to be here, including our chief bridesmaid Suzy and her boyfriend Chris who have come all the way from Canada via Glasgow.

We would also like to thank you all very much for your cards, kind thoughts and wonderful presents. I was afraid that putting a dinner service on the wedding list was not such a good idea. When I discussed it with Mel I suggesting we should get a dishwasher, but she told me not to worry, she's going to get one when she's married - Me!

We had considered getting married abroad, but we decided we would prefer to share our day with all of you. And I'm glad we did. Here's to all of you who are all very special people, picked by us both and may we all have a great day (toast).

Thank you - Brian

Brian, thank you for those kind words, (you hope that you won't let him down/are proud to be his son-in-law, live up to his expectations etc. Having lived with Mel for 3 years now, I think I am prepared well enough.)

I must say that both Hazel and yourself always make me feel very welcome when I come to visit.
In view of the fact that my new Mother-in-Law is so close, I don't want to say much, other than only Adam had no Mother-in-Law - that's how we know he lived in paradise.

Thank you - Parents

We would like to thank both sets of parents as we wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for them.
We would like to thank them all for your love and support over the years. For all the advice you have given us.
For putting up with us and pointing us in the right direction.
Thank you for all the help with today's preparations, the flowers, cravats, favours, finance the list is endless.
So as a thank you to both sets of parents we have a small gift for you.

Thank you - Mel

I must thank Brian and Hazel for bringing up such a lovely daughter.
But also due to the number of phone calls between Mel and her mother, BT would also like to thank you both.
I asked Mel's mother in the church, how did Mel look in her Wedding dress, she said looked wonderful, but that didn't prepare me enough for when I saw her walk down the isle. I was overwhelmed to the say the least by how beautiful Mel looks today.

So, to my wife, my bride and joy. - Thank you for everything you have done. You know everything about me and love me just the same. I have my faults, yet you still agreed to marry me. I am extremely lucky today to be the one to marry you - and I hope this is the start of many happy years together.

Together We have been planning this wedding for over a year now, although it seems like a lifetime. It has been slightly more difficult over the past few months as I have been working away from home, but thanks to everyone, everything has come together. So a big thank-you to all that have helped and to Mel who has managed so well when I haven't been around.

Of course, Mel wasn't too happy with me working away, mainly because of the timing but she eventually came around to the idea, she said that she didn't mind me being away from home, just as long as I don't enjoy it! I can safely say it was hell!

Thank you - Michael

I would personally like to thank Michael for agreeing to be my Best Man. Although the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
Michael was reluctant at first, saying that he was an old married man and that I should get someone younger. Well judging what he got up to during the stag night he organised, if that's old and married, then I'm glad I'm heading that way. (PRESENT)

Of course for those who don't know, Michael is my elder brother. Now I know we look nothing alike, I'm just glad I got the good looks in the family. And looking at Mel's brother Chris over there, I'm just glad she doesn't take after him.

Thank you - Ushers and Pageboy

Mel and I would also like to thank Richard and Chris for being ushers today. Thank you Chris for your wordr of advice when we told him we were getting married - You daft git.
We would also like to thank Robert for being a Page Boy today. (PRESENTS)

Thank you - Bridesmaids

A final and big thank you goes to our bridesmaids. We would like to say how lovely the bridesmaids look and thank them all for doing such a wonderful job today. Especially Susy, who as I have already said has travelled all the way from Canada, we would like to thank her for her help and support over the phone and this last week. We have a small gift as a token of our thanks and as a memento of this lovely day.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please be upstanding. I would like to propose a toast … to the bridesmaids.
Now I'm not going to stand here and give you a load of stale old jokes, I'm going to leave that to the best man.

But, I must say - isn't it funny how history repeats itself? 27 years ago Mel's mom and dad were putting her to bed with a doll - and now it's happening all over again!

And talking of history, this day marks yet another significant anniversary. On this day back in 1901, U.S. president William McKinley was making a speech when some fellow shot him dead, now I'm not much of a one for believing in signs and omens, but there no point in tempting fate, so I think I'll sit down.

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